Kylie's Gossip Column

[Kylie and Dallas Johnson]

First column of gossip of the year

So yeah your new gossip columnist, me. Anyways, so far not too much has happened, which means an uninteresting column, and we can't have that. But I do see a couple forming. Andi and Sonny were spotted together kissing on the beach, then walking back to her house. I'm thinking that this is serious. And the first party of the year went okay, what was up with Chris though? He wasn't dancing with any girls, and he turned me down to dance. Maybe just not in a partying mood. Anyways, told ya not alot of gossip today. Maybe next time. Byez.

~Kylie

[Kylie and Dallas Johnson]

New couples?

So, still not alot of gossip, whats wrong with you people not sending in the gossip of the school?
Anyways, schools just started and people are already getting together. I mentioned Andi and Sonny in the ast article, now I also see Xion and Carlyn, yeah our own editor, hey were dancing together at the club and their going to the beginning of the year dance together. I'm thinking its more than 'just friends' there. And my own brother is trying to find someone too, he's hitting on Claire. Don't ask me why, cause she's two years younger than him, but maybe he can't find anyone else.

But love isn't there for some people, I want to know why Chris is still single. He turns down every girl that come along. What is wrong with him?

Thats it for the gossip, for now.

~Kylie

[Kylie and Dallas Johnson]

BLEH! God so sick!

Wanna know whats with the title? Ok, heres what is so effing sick: Sex at the dance, in the gym. Yeah, thats bad enough right? But heres what else: it was two guys. Grossed out enough? Well, prepare for that to get worse. The two guys? Valgarent Demourse and Chris Lewis. Ew ew ew. I thought they were straight, but apparently not, though this does explain their lack of girlfriends. Don't get me wrong, I have no problem with them liking each other and all that shizz but I mean come on, it was at the dance, in the gym where anyone could have seen. And some did, not me though thankfully but the source of this information did, but she/he would like to remain anonymous.

Okay, onto some less gross gossip. Still about the couples, who else was at the dance you ask? Carlyn and Xion went and left together, Sonny and Andi were together (well of course since they are one of the cutest couples ever) and Dallas and Claire both went alone but ended up dancing together the whole time. And your gossip columnist got one dance, with a friend. Do you people not like me cause I write the gossip or what is it? Anyways, I left pretty early cause it was kinda boring. Note to the school- throw better dances. Hopefully the next one will be better.

Kay, thats all for now. Bye!
~Kylie